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Anonymous asked: I moved into a new house about a year ago and I've always felt a little uneasy in it--especially in my room. Recently I've been seeing orbs in my room, and they get more active at night. Is there any reason to be concerned or should I just ignore it?

angrynerdyblogger:

Orbs (when seen in real life and not on photographs) are said to be spirits, so it could be a sign that there is a spirit (or there are several) in your house. Generally spirits appear as orbs when they’re low energy, so as far as bad haunting goes, they probably won’t have the energy for it, but the feelings of unease will probably stay and if they do gain more energy then you might end up with some creepy stuff going on.

Generally there’s no need to be concerned past you might get a fright every now and then, but if you’re really concerned, have a look through my protection tag and see if anything might help!

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did-you-kno:

The ghosts in Pac-Man each have different behaviors: Red is the only one that will constantly chase you, Pink stays 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth, Blue tries to stay in a fixed location, and Orange is completely random. Source

I… Never realized this, but this is totally accurate… If you take out red and orange, and put yourself in a single spot… Pink and blue won’t move. How did I never notice that?Also, their names are Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde. The orange one is Clyde. He’s adopted.

did-you-kno:

The ghosts in Pac-Man each have different behaviors: Red is the only one that will constantly chase you, Pink stays 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth, Blue tries to stay in a fixed location, and Orange is completely random. Source

I… Never realized this, but this is totally accurate… If you take out red and orange, and put yourself in a single spot… Pink and blue won’t move. How did I never notice that?

Also, their names are Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde. The orange one is Clyde. He’s adopted.

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countfrankula:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

The reaperman, he’s just doing his job.
Nobody thanks him, nobody welcomes him, but there he is, bringing folks to the afterlife. It’s the most thankless job there is, you ask me. If he didn’t show, your soul’d be stuck. You don’t know how ta get to the other side, and without him, you’d just be wandering forever, trying to move on, but ya can’t.

Mayhaps when it’s time for me to meet him, I’ll remember my manners and thank him. It’s only polite.

(Source: dy1anobrien, via themorningofthedoctor)

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conversation at work

i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house:
The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me:
Yeah? Why's that?
Guy:
If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me:
uh
Me:
i dont get it
Guy:
you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me:
did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past:
What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy:
HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl:
I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy:
*SCREAMING*
girl:
*SCREAMING*
me:
*SCREAMING*
first boy:
uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ